Queen of Dorks

The terrors of Easter.

Best. Engrish. Ever.

Did I mention if you press her necklace, she sings Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”? Priceless.

Best. Engrish. Ever.

Did I mention if you press her necklace, she sings Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”? Priceless.

My awesome “apple bottom.”

The Human Centipede - Holiday Edition

The Human Centipede - Holiday Edition

Toto, I don’t think we’re in SoCal anymore. XD

Toto, I don’t think we’re in SoCal anymore. XD

thisisshangrila:

discouragingtales:

dropaciid-notbombs:

simplistikenigma:

This offends me. 

EVERYONE needs to see this.

The 2nd one, seriously, why would you change that? Why would you change any of them?

I knew there was no way Dianne Argon or whatever her name is’s waist was that tiny. And poor Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously, what the fuck? 

Totally worth a repost. Freaky. Jennifer Lawrence is hotter normal sized.

ella-guru:

AWWWWEEEEE!!! ;__;

D’awwww

Catching up on stuff. Yay.

Bye now. :)

What, now?

What, now?

Beware the evil chicken.

(Found on a neighbour’s lawn near my parents’ house.)

Beware the evil chicken.

(Found on a neighbour’s lawn near my parents’ house.)