Queen of Dorks

Right after I fall in love with you, you leave me.

They are officially discontinuing Trident Layers Green Apple + Golden Pineapple gum.

*cries*

Holy CRAP, this is delicious gum! It’s like chewing lemonade!!!

satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters

WTH?

I did try to post those pics to my other Poorly Proofed tumblr.

Weird.

It’s too hot here. Blech.

We can do it! Let’s do it! Let’s use proper grammar!

Happy 90th Birthday, Sir Christopher! ♥ May 27th, 1922.

“One should try anything he can in his career, except folkdance and incest.”

BEST. TYPO. EVER.

First pic: New 2012 promo image of Charlize Theron from Snow White & The Huntsman

Second pic: Self-portrait from 2005 that is on all my business cards here in L.A.

Coincidence? Perhaps…perhaps not.