Queen of Dorks

The terrors of Easter.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 17:17:46 -0400

The terrors of Easter.

Best. Engrish. Ever. Did I mention if you press her necklace,...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:23:44 -0500

Best. Engrish. Ever.

Did I mention if you press her necklace, she sings Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”? Priceless.

My awesome “apple bottom.”

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 08:52:38 -0500

My awesome “apple bottom.”

The Human Centipede - Holiday Edition

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:26:41 -0500

The Human Centipede - Holiday Edition

Toto, I don’t think we’re in SoCal anymore. XD

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:56:33 -0500

Toto, I don’t think we’re in SoCal anymore. XD

thisisshangrila: discouragingtales: dropaciid-notbombs: simpli...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:21:17 -0500

thisisshangrila:

discouragingtales:

dropaciid-notbombs:

simplistikenigma:

This offends me.

EVERYONE needs to see this.

The 2nd one, seriously, why would you change that? Why would you change any of them?

I knew there was no way Dianne Argon or whatever her name is’s waist was that tiny. And poor Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously, what the fuck?

Totally worth a repost. Freaky. Jennifer Lawrence is hotter normal sized.

ella-guru: AWWWWEEEEE!!! ;__;

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 19:47:12 -0400

ella-guru:

AWWWWEEEEE!!! ;__;

D'awwww

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 22:33:49 -0400

Catching up on stuff. Yay.

Bye now. :)

What, now?

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 19:20:00 -0400

What, now?

Beware the evil chicken. (Found on a neighbour’s lawn...

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:40:00 -0400

Beware the evil chicken.

(Found on a neighbour’s lawn near my parents’ house.)

poorlyproofedca: Equal bad spelling, apparently.

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:33:55 -0400

poorlyproofedca:

Equal bad spelling, apparently.

FAN EXPO FAIL or “How I Wasted My Saturday...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:48:00 -0400

FAN EXPO FAIL or “How I Wasted My Saturday Afternoon.”

Yet Another Insanely Cool Collectible on Flickr.Via Flickr: Most...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 21:29:51 -0400

Yet Another Insanely Cool Collectible on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
Most likely pilfered from the small CBC studio in which I watched 5 men make comedic history.

Read more about my adventures at Kids here

KITH ticket photo here

Coolest Collectible EVER. on Flickr.Via Flickr: This is a scan...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 10:37:24 -0400

Coolest Collectible EVER. on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
This is a scan of the actual physical ticket mailed in advance to those lucky few who got to see the original Toronto tapings of the awesome sketch comedy show, The Kids in the Hall.

This is WAY before the ‘mericans discovered it on HBO, when it was just an awesome, secret little Canadian gem we all knew and loved. I ended up attending at least 9 tapings and loved them all.

Read more about my adventures at Kids here

Best. Store Name. EVER.

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:55:06 -0400

Best. Store Name. EVER.

Awesome licence plate spotted at Walmart. XD

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 22:09:00 -0400

Awesome licence plate spotted at Walmart. XD

Oh, Ontario!

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 18:47:46 -0400

Oh, Ontario!

iamintooldmen: l00kf0rward: me did anyone else notice how one...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 19:39:09 -0400

iamintooldmen:

l00kf0rward:

me

did anyone else notice how one of his little slipper things seems to go up and then not come down

Kind of love this. XD

Me: Dad, why are you and mom sitting in the cramped study watching a DVD?

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 17:24:00 -0400

Me: Dad, why are you and mom sitting in the cramped study watching a DVD?
Dad: The DVD player is broken in the family room.
Me: (five minutes later) It's fixed, dad.
Dad: How did you do that?!
Me: You need to put it on TV/DVD.

Ray Davies to sing "Waterloo Sunset" at the closing ceremonies.

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 17:21:40 -0400

I’m already bawling.